On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My dick has a subreddit
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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