I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
