We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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