i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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