He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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