I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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