I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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