I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I touched a dick in church today
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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