He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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