$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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