You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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