You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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