One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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