We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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