Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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