dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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