I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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