just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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