The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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