PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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