laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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