Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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