Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I wear drunk well.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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