is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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