New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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