its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Your tits are I can't wait for
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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