I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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