This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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