Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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