also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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