My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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