i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
The best revenge is premature balding
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
