Plan B is the new Plan A
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Randomize
