He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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