i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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