Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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