I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
