I skipped work to stalk him.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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