I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
