i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My ass is underappreciated
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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