I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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