Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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