Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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