You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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