he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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