normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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