hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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