Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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