Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You're like the curious george of whores
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
