No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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