Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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