trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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