I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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