giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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