Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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