what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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