We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
