I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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