Nicole vs. Life
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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